This sweetie lady was one of my ‘housemates’ 2 years ago.

The actual conversation is in Hokkien dialect.

My Dad : Hm.. I think we need to change your name ASAP. *flipping through the brochure of family health insurance and the quote*

Me : Huh? I’ve been living with this name for more than 20 years eh. What’s wrong with my name? ‘Kathie’, it just sounds perfect to me. *continue clicking the mouse*

My Dad : Ya, cause thanks to that name, you eat like a cat.

Me : What the.. -__-”

Notice how my name ‘Kat’ and ‘cat’ has the same pronunciation, and the fact that cat doesn’t eat alot (is it?), I don’t eat alot too. Cold and lame, but it makes my day somehow.