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(Agency, Account Assistant)

Pay attention, professionals ?or not- in Communication, Marketing and Advertising. These things happen almost every day; sometimes we don?t even notice them. But they?re here to stay. They are verbatims. And yes, they?re REAL.

Found this site from Advertising/Design Goodness. Most of the them are just funny and real. Very interesting~! I like it.

Yeay Xmas is coming nearer and nearer. Nah, let’s own your own Xmas tree online at here~! You can create your own tree, forward it to your friends and let them leave message at your tree. Each message will be an ornament adorning your tree. So the more message you have, the more beautiful your tree will be.

Erm, I just quote it from the email that I got from mtvasia.com =P Found it quite interesting.Anyway, just back from Ikano Power Center and Ikea. Love the Ikea’s showroom~! On the way back home, me and my boy saw someone kena rob by two Malay riding a motorcycle near Limkokwing Taman Mayang there.

So, after one month plus staying here and heard rumors about how unsafe this place is, I finally saw the robbery with my own eyes. Er, not exactly cos they ran away already.

Damn so dangerous. I gotta buy those spray thingy for protection since my boy will back to his hometown on December, so I will go back home and walk alone in the middle of the night after 95% training. Sigh. Some more each time the class end almost 11pm, so late from the actual time 10pm. Sigh.

The Manhattan Fish Market. Dompet kita jadi berlubang gara2 meal ini, but nice one tho.

In the end, my laptop was attacked by BRONTOK (Brontox) virus / worm- wateva it was called. It can easily spreads thru network or file sharing and will duplicate itself into folders, named the same with the folders that we have. But actually those folders is the application. So Beware! The creator is an Indonesian, from ITB Bandung if I not wrong. Duh..This is the message that I got which was saved as Firefox page. (my current browser)

BRONTOK.A [ By: H[REMOVED]Community ]
– Hentikan kebobrokan di negeri ini –
1. Adili Koruptor, Penyelundup, Tukang Suap, Penjudi, & Bandar NARKOBA
( Send to “NUSAKAMBANGAN”)
2. Stop Free Sex, Absorsi, & Prostitusi
3. Stop (pencemaran laut & sungai), pembakaran hutan & perburuan liar.
4. SAY NO TO DRUGS !!!
– KIAMAT SUDAH DEKAT –
Terinspirasi oleh: Elang Brontok (Spizaetus Cirrhatus) yang hampir punah[ By: H[REMOVED]unity –

I have no idea where and how I got this thing from. My friend suspect that it came from Indon website since the creator is from Indonesia. No offence. Well, there are quite many hackers in Indo. I guess I should be more careful from now on in opening Indo site. Alert! Alert!

This thing almost made me cried. Ok, not almost, I cried for hours actually. All my assignments and pictures are inside! Not to forget the mp3. I’ve zipped those files and save them to my friend’s comp but when I copy and paste back to my laptop, that Brontox came back again. Duh… At the first, I’m not interested to know what Brontox is. I thought it would be ok if I format my laptop and copy back my files. But it failed. So, this morning only I tried to search in google and found out that it spreads thru network and files sharing. If only I knew it earlier. My time won’t be wasted on formatted laptop.

But heck, now it’s ok already. Well.. It’s sort of. I don’t know if it was hidden somewhere inside. I hope not. Anyway, I clean it using AVG anti virus free edition. It was recommended by my friend who was attacked by Brontox before. Hehe.. It’s quite good, although it took several attempts to clear all. Yeah, just keep on DELETE and DELETE the Brontox application whenever it turned up.

Fight Fight Brontox! Rontokkan Brontoks!